svveden:

wassup man what aisle is the catnip on
chesnaaught:

who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me
Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today
maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans
freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic